I always get a laugh from this: The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on The "Family Fortunes" TV show. Name a scary animal A squirrel Name a food you don't have to chew Chips (this was from the MD of a soup manufacturers...) Name something a blind person might use A sword Name a bird with a long neck Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch A burglar Name a dangerous race The Arabs Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A horse Name something that floats in the bath Water Name something you wear on the beach A deck-chair Name a famous cowboy Buck Rogers Name a famous royal Mail Name a number you have to memorise 7 Name something you do before going to bed Sleep Name something you put on walls Roofs Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine A bicycle with wings Name something you might be allergic to Skiing Name a famous bridge The bridge over troubled waters Name something a cat does Goes to the toilet Name something you do in the bathroom Decorate Name an animal you might see at the zoo A dog Name something associated with the police Pigs Name a sign of the zodiac April Name something slippery A conman Name a kind of ache Fillet 'O' Fish Name a famous Scotsman Jock Name another famous Scotsman Vinnie Jones Name something with a hole in it Window Name a non-living object with legs A plant Name a domestic animal A leopard Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' Knee Name a way of cooking fish Cod Name something red My cardigan